Dude is a genius in one sense, but he shouldn't have used Seohyun as his dead wife.
Instead of condemning him, I thought of how to try to one-up the guy. I thought of three different ways to arouse sympathy from bystanders if I was in that dude's shoes.
Here I start off with my Korean waifu, Han Ye Seul. The story: My wife died two years ago to cervical cancer. I could no longer have sex with my incredibly hot wife and I went into major depression. My son ended up dying because I was so depressed that I couldn't function at work. I ended up losing my job, and because I didn't qualify for any welfare assistance, my son starved to death. I had to eat his decaying body in order to live on. I know need funds to help combat the brain disease I contracted due to my cannibalism.
In my second attempt, my Japanese waifu Toda Erika represents my ex-wife. We enjoyed a blissful marriage and we were as happy as you could possibly be. While she was giving me an amazing blowjob, she stopped right before I was about to climax. I thought she was just teasing me, but then she pulled out a samurai sword and chopped off my penis. I lay in bed screaming in agonizing pain as she takes a huge dump on my face and then used her butt cheeks to smear her feces over my face. Now I need money for therapy and penis reattachment surgery.
In the final scenario, I am married to my Taiwanese waifu, Annie Chen. Here I tell the story of how I am a North Korean refugee that was helped by a Taiwanese goddess that helped me escape North Korea into China. Though our time together was short-lived, we were very happy together. However, one day the Chinese officials heard wind that North Korean refugees had entered the small village we were living in. Chinese military personnel barged into my house and my wife sacrificed herself for me, stating that she was the North Korean refugee. I witnessed the horror as the soldiers gunned down my wife and then gang banged her corpse. I need money for therapy and to escape to South Korea.
Which one is your favorite scenario and why?
source : http://bbc.co.uk, http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com, http://cnn.com
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