I know it's hard to imagine that something as awful as Ebola virus could be funny. Well, it's true. The Happy Hospitalist has created a collection of mostly original Ebola humor content that can't be found anywhere else on the internet, except on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest. This humor is not meant to make light of the devastating disease and morbidity this virus has brought upon hundreds of West African natives and a couple of white Americans. That pain and suffering is fully understood and appreciated.
We're all in this together, except for those in isolation. They're in it alone. Let's not hemorrhage our self respect and flame others for making light of such a terrible situation. If you don't find this kind of sick, dark humor enjoyable, I ask that you please stop reading now and go here instead. For those of you looking for some good ol' fashioned humor, I present to you The Happy Hospitalist Ebola Humor Meme and Story Collection!
"One does not simply observe Ebola."
"What if I told you Ebola has an ICD-10 code."
"Orthopedic Surgeon operates on Ebola patient. Estimates blood loss at only 5 RBCs."
"I don't always treat patient with Ebola. But when I do, I look it up on Google."
"Prepare yourself. Ebola has gone viral!"
"Who to blame when you get Ebola: A CDC guide for healthcare workers."
"Ebola should not be quarantined in a community hospital. Hello? Ever heard of C. diff? MRSA? VRE?"
"Facebook changes relationship status update to Ebola status update."
Facebook Humor:
- A Fox News study reported today has confirmed that most Americans blame Obamacare for the Ebola virus. The New York Times was unable to replicate the study.
- Ebola vaccine at least 50 white people away -- The Onion
- Should you be worried about Ebola? A helpful chart.
- In response to a Texas hospital's healthcare worker testing positive for Ebola, the CDC has added "hold your breath as long as you can" and "close your eyes real tight" to the list of recommended Ebola isolation policies and procedures.
- Heard tonight on Extra that John Travolta has signed on to star in a new movie about a middle-aged dancer in Liberia struggling to pay the bills. It's Called Saturday Night Ebola Fever.
- In breaking news, a hospital in Dallas initiated strict Ebola isolation measures, just to be sure, in an 89 year-old demented bed bound nursing home patient with fever, pneumonia, UTI and a stage 4 decubitus ulcer after they were unable to verify her travel history.
- And in breaking news, Texas Governor Rick Perry is claiming their Ebola virus is bigger.
- California announced a ban on Ebola today and said they would be requiring all products sold in California to be labeled 'Ebola free'.
This post is for entertainment purposes only. It contains humor that may only be understood by some healthcare professionals. Read at your own risk.
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