News Bites

It's time again for Headlines, Cake Wrecks style.

"Dolphin leaps into boat, lands on woman"

So I guess that's the last time Lisa sings Mariah Carey songs on deck.

"Snake gets silicone poisoning after biting woman's fake gazoonga"

It's a [booby] trap!

"Ohio boy creates and sells 'manly' scented candles."

Best-sellers include:

"Man Valley's Toot Sweet"

"Whispers of Warthog"

And the top seller, "Pink Pirate."

For manly men who enjoy the scent of rum, brine, cedar, and - of course - cotton candy.

"Russian bomb squad called in to defuse sex toy"

Or maybe it was a microphone.

Which, come to think of it, would explain that really obscene PA announcement the other day...

Thanks to Alyssa B., Kathy B., Haley L., Jodi B., Camille W., and Naresh S., who think karaoke night just got a lot more interesting.

Posted by Jhoe XD